Friday, September 30, 2011

The Buffy Comic Project: "The Heart of a Slayer" (Part 2)



Buffy the Vampire Slayer # 27

Dark Horse (Vol. 1, 1998-2003)

Creators: Chris Boal (writer), Cliff Richards (penciller), Joe Pimentel (inker)

Setting: Season Four

T.V. Character Appearances: Buffy, Giles, Xander, Willow,

Major Original Characters: Karfarnaum (demon); Adja (medieval Slayer)

Summary: Buffy and the Scoobies discuss what should be done with this strange warrior from the past. Giles knows enough of her language to glean that she is actually a Slayer, that her name is Adja, and that she is chasing a demon called Karfarnaum. Giles also understands that Adja is saying "To humble the monster, one must have the heart of a Slayer." As they're discussing what this means, the demon Karfarnaum crashes through the window and attacks. Buffy and Adja fight together, forcing the monster outside until it runs away. The two Slayers go on patrol, teaming up to defeat a group of vampires in the park before they are once again ambushed by Karfarnaum. Adja puts herself in position to be impaled in the chest by Karfarnaum, and although Adja dies, Karfarnaum is magically incinerated. Only then does the full import of Adja's words become clear: literally the only way to kill the demon is to use the heart of a Slayer. Giles tells Buffy that someone sent Karfarnaum to kill her, and that someone sent Adja to save her--but the identity of both parties remains unknown.

Review: Again fairly crappy. The ending is quite a cop-out, as we don't know who sent Karfarnaum, who sent Adja, or why/how time travel is involved. If I had any confidence this was planting plot seeds to be harvested later, it wouldn't be such a big deal, but in a series like this with little internal continuity, it's just annoying. The demon, Karfarnaum, was also perfectly generic.

Notes

* There's a weird time jump from the previous issue, which ended with Adja apparently knocking Buffy unconscious, to this issue, which begins which everyone calmly sitting around a table.

* Buffy has a nice line: "How many Slayers do I have to deal with? I'm supposed to be the Slayer. . . . But no, wait! There are other Slayers--bad ones, Jamaican ones, vampire ones, and now this!"

Next Issue

Clone Wars Campaign: The Accelerated


The Accelerated were a race of extraordinarily advanced, genetically modified beings capable of unheard of feats of technological and psychic achievement. Evolved from The Altered (themselves genetically modified Arkanians), The Accelerated were largely devoid of emotion or compassion, but capable of great cruelty. When the existence of the Anomaly became known to them, they quickly discerned its true purpose and origin. During an attempt to seize the Anomaly and use it to bring about the end of the present universe and the beginning of another, The Accelerated were killed by telepathic thought spores smuggled aboard their vessel by a small group of adventurers.

THE ACCELERATED

Str. +0, Dex. +0, Con. +0, Wis. +6, Int. +6, Cha. +0

Init. +25, Spd. 6 (Levitate), Size Medium

Defenses: Reflex +7, Fortitude +25, Will +30

Hit Points: 25+1d10 (SR: 50)

Psionic Blast: +30 vs. Will, 10d6 damage, -2 Condition Track

Reactive Defense: +30 vs. Will, Control action for 1 round

Precognition: Ability to prediction actions with 90% accuracy

Skills: Use Computer +30, Knowledge: Technology +30, Perception +15


Return to Clone Wars Campaign Main Page

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Fantasy Football 2011 Week Three

Head-to-head against The Wife for a 3-0 record and first place in the division . . . and this year I came to play! Or more accurately, I did a little above average and she did way below average. In any event, an 89-54 victory is still a victory. Once again, Rob Gronkowski kicked ass at the Tight End position (22 points)--those strategists who advise drafting TEs late have apparently never heard of this guy (though I actually picked him up off waivers . . .) With Arian Foster still banged up, I started his back-up, Tate, who performed okay, and with Felix Jones banged-up, I started the streaky Darren Sproles who came in big. Pathetic production in the wide receiver position, but I had a big enough lead that it didn't really matter.

So at 3-0 I'm off to my best start ever, but it's really due more to my having good luck in who I'm playing than that I'm amassing loads of points. Each week there's several teams in the league scoring more than I am, they just don't happen to be the team I'm up against.

Next week I'm up against the Father-in-Law's 0-3 team; but he's got Tom Brady, so anything could happen.

ACCELERATED SUN RUNNERS (89 Points)

P. Rivers QB: 6
T. Hightower RB: 13
D. Sproles RB: 14
B. Tate WR: 8
D. Jackson WR: 3
D. Branch WR: 0
R. Gronkowski TE: 22
Chargers D/ST: 6
J. Hanson K: 17

I'M WITH BOOMER (54 Points)

M. Vick QB: 8
M. Forte RB: 8
D. Woodhead RB: 4
K. Britt WR: -1
H. Nicks WR: 2
V. Jackson WR: 6
J. Graham TE: 16
Eagles D/ST: 2
D. Akers K: 9

NFL 2011 Week 4 Predictions

Almost quarter of the way through the season!

Lions at Cowboys
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The Wife: Cowboys
Me: Lions (not falling for Steve's trap below!)
Steve: Lions ("I should say Dallas as I know they are going to win this one, but I'm picking Detroit. Give you a game you can make up on me here. ;)")

Panthers at Bears
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The Wife: Panthers
Me: Panthers (let's see if Cam Newton can outduel Cutler!)
Steve: Bears

Bills at Bengals
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The Wife: Bills
Me: Bills (though this can be one of those games where there's a big letdown after a huge win the week before)
Steve: Bills

Titans at Browns
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The Wife: Browns
Me: Titans (Hasselbeck has looked surprisingly good, and the Browns still seem erratic)
Steve: Titans

Vikings at Chiefs
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The Wife: Chiefs
Me: Chiefs (bit of a toss-up really . . .)
Steve: Vikings

Redskins at Rams
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The Wife: Rams
Me: Rams (same here . . .)
Steve: Redskins

Saints at Jaguars
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The Wife: Saints
Me: Saints
Steve: Saints

Steelers at Texans
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The Wife: Steelers
Me: Texans (Steelers are 2-1, but looked pretty bad last week . . .)
Steve: Texans

49ers at Eagles
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The Wife: Eagles
Me: Eagles (almost picked 49ers here because the Eagles have looked off, but . . .)
Steve: Eagles

Giants at Cardinals
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The Wife: Cardinals
Me: Giants
Steve: Giants

Falcons at Seahawks
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The Wife: Falcons
Me: Falcons (not too sure about this one . . . some days the Falcons just don't score points)
Steve: Falcons

Dolphins at Chargers
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The Wife: Chargers
Me: Chargers (Dolphins better win this one or Sparano is gone)
Steve: Chargers

Patriots at Raiders
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The Wife: Patriots
Me: Raiders (this week's upset special!)
Steve: Patriots

Broncos at Packers
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The Wife: Packers
Me: Packers
Steve: Packers

Jets at Ravens
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The Wife: Jets
Me: Ravens (similar teams actually, but Ray Rice gives the Ravens a ground game that the Jets lack)
Steve: Ravens

Colts at Bucs
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The Wife: Bucs
Me: Bucs
Steve: Colts

The Quotable Slayer [Buffy]


The Quotable Slayer

Compiled by Micol Ostow & Steven Brezenoff (2003)

RATING: 3/5 Stakes

DUST-JACKET SUMMARY: "Funny, scary, pithy, profound . . . Buffy the Vampire Slayer has delighted its legions of fans over seven seasons with its quickfire dialogue and offbeat insights into the human--and non-human--condition. Now for all lovers of Buffy's wicked wordplay comes an exhaustive collection of the sharpest, most telling and often poignant quotes from the Emmy-nominated television show. Categorized by character and subject and fully illustrated in both black and white and colour, this crucial compendium of wit and wisdom is a book which will be referred to again and again."

REVIEW

This 260-page book delivers on its promise by including hundreds of quotes from Buffy, organized in short chapters by subject (Slayer, Watcher, etc.) or topic ("Sex and Dating", "Friendship", etc.). Oddly enough, there's no table of contents or index, so finding a particular quote could be rather laborious. The book includes a handful of black-and-white publicity photos and an 8-page color insert section of stills from the series. Although flipping through the book and reading quotes at random can be fun, the lack of finding tools makes it impractical as a reference--especially in light of the fact that so much of this material is in on the Internet anyway.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

NFL Week 3 Round-Up

The downside of being behind is that you have to take some risky picks to try and make up ground, and if those picks don't pay off you end up even further behind.

Patriots at Bills
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The Wife: Patriots
Me: Patriots
Steve: Patriots
WINNER: Bills ("this could be an upset" I suggested . . . so why didn't I pick them?)

49ers at Bengals
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The Wife: Bengals
Me: Bengals
Steve: 49ers
WINNER: 49ers (I feel like any games involving either of these two teams this year will be a snoozefest)

Dolphins at Browns
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The Wife: Dolphins
Me: Browns
Steve: Dolphins
WINNER: Browns (glad for the win, but both of the Browns' victories have been narrow wins over teams that are each now 0-3 . . . for some reason, although they have some name-players now, their offense still struggles to score)

Broncos at Titans
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The Wife: Titans
Steve: Titans
Me: Titans
WINNER: Titans (traveling to Cleveland for week 4 and looking better than most would have expected, especially with C.J. not producing much)

Lions at Vikings
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The Wife: Lions
Me: Lions
Steve: Lions
WINNER: Lions

Texans at Saints
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The Wife: Saints
Me: Texans
Steve: Saints
WINNER: Saints (my "upset special" looked good for some minutes in the fourth quarter . . .)

Giants at Eagles
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The Wife: Eagles
Me: Eagles
Steve: Giants
WINNER: Giants

Jags at Panthers
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The Wife: Panthers
Me: Panthers
Steve: Panthers
WINNER: Panthers (sounds like Gabbert looked okay . . . so far, all the rookie QBs who are playing seem to be off to good starts, which was unexpected given the lock-out . . . maybe coaches make far too much of OTAs, mini-camps and long training camps?)

Chiefs at Chargers
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The Wife: Chargers
Me: Chargers
Steve: Chargers
WINNER: Chargers

Jets at Raiders
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The Wife: Jets
Me: Raiders
Steve: Jets
WINNER: Raiders

Ravens at Rams
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The Wife: Ravens
Me: Rams
Steve: Ravens
WINNER: Ravens

Cardinals at Seahawks
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The Wife: Cardinals
Me: Cardinals
Steve: Cardinals
WINNER: Seahawks (and here I thought the Cardinals were the best team in a bad division . . .)

Falcons at Bucs
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The Wife: Bucs
Me: Falcons
Steve: Bucs
WINNER: Bucs (many people thought this team would regress just like the Chiefs, but so far so good with a Monday night game next week against the hapless Colts coming up . . .)

Packers at Bears
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The Wife: Packers
Me: Packers
Steve: Packers
WINNER: Packers

Steelers at Colts
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The Wife: Steelers
Me: Steelers
Steve: Steelers
WINNER: Steelers (Colts made it close due to defense)

Redskins at Cowboys
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The Wife: Redskins
Me: Cowboys
Steve: Redskins
WINNER: Cowboys

THIS WEEK:

The Wife: 9-7
Me: 9-7
Steve: 11-5

CUMULATIVE:

The Wife: 29-19
Me: 27-21
Steve: 31-17

Sunday, September 25, 2011

The Buffy Comic Project: "The Heart of a Slayer" (Part 1)


Buffy the Vampire Slayer # 26

Dark Horse (Vol. 1, 1998-2003)

Creators: Chris Boal (writer), Cliff Richards (penciller), Joe Pimentel (inker)

Setting: Season Four

T.V. Character Appearances: Willow, Xander, Buffy, Riley

Major Original Characters: Unnamed Warrior, Unnamed Demon

Summary: In 1840 Sunnydale, a warrior clad in chain armor chases a demon as it crashes through a church service. Before she can kill it, it disappears into a magical portal and she follows it, and the two appear in 1976 Sunnydale. The chase continues through another magical portal. Meanwhile, in present-day Sunnydale, Willow and Xander hang out at the Bronze waiting for Buffy, who is busy making out with Riley. After Buffy leaves, Riley is attacked and knocked out by the time-travelling demon. Buffy encounters the demon outside of the Bronze and manages to wound it with a stake to the skull, but the creature continues fighting until the mysterious warrior arrives and kicks it through another portal. Buffy goes to thank her, but she lashes out and knocks Buffy unconscious as well.

Review: This was supposed to be the beginning of a dark and spooky run for Buffy and Angel in celebration of Halloween and perhaps a sense that the earlier issues had been a bit too bubblegum at times. However, the feel of this issue isn't particularly different than any past issues--it's not the least bit scary, nor is Buffy fighting a standard generic demon particularly "dark" or original. Dialogue is average, though artwork remains strong. All in all, very much a disappointment.

Notes

* This is Riley's first appearance in the main Buffy title.

* Buffy uses a weird multi-barrelled pistol against the demon--a gift from the Initiative?

* Seeing 1840 Sunnydale was somewhat interesting, though it looked to be straight out of a studio back-lot Western set.

* Perhaps the one cool thing is the demon punching through a victim's chest in order to grab Buffy.

Next Issue


Saturday, September 24, 2011

Hell Frozen Over: Chapter Two (Part Two) [Buffy]

[apologies for the size changing text; copying and pasting from PDFs creates some weird style things that I can't seem to fix in Blogger]

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It was blistering hot outside, but Willow didn’t notice—or if she did notice she simply didn’t care. She and Tara were holding hands, walking down the main concourse of the carnival that had set up outside of town. Some people stared at them—but they didn’t care. They were happy and if other people didn’t like it, that was their problem.

“I’m just saying that I don’t think it would work,” Tara said.

“Why not?” Willow asked.

“Because magic isn’t just a tool like a hammer or something. It’s alive, in its way, and there are always
consequences.”

“Look!” Willow said, pointing. She read from a bright sign showing a heavily muscled-man holding up a
giant sledgehammer. “’Atlas’ Challenge—Only the Mightiest Can Succeed’ It’s one of those things where you swing the hammer and see how far up it goes and if you hit the bell you win.”

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Tara giggled. “What—and you want to try?”

Willow smiled back. “It sounds like fun. And besides, we only have one ticket left between us, so we can’t do any of the rides.”

They walked up to the stall and were glad there wasn’t a line. The carnival was getting ready to close for the night, and most of the other thrill-seekers had already gone home. A surprisingly scrawny carnie stepped out from the display holding the “sledgehammer” in one hand—it was made of a light metal wrapped in foam rubber.

“Ladies, care to try your hand at Atlas’ Challenge? Ring the bell and win a prize!” he said by rote, unenthusiastically.

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Tara handed him her ticket and gave it a try. She swung the hammer akwardly though, and barely clipped the machine. The mechanism didn’t even go halfway up to the bell.

She laughed and then shrugged. “Maybe you’ll do better hon,” she said, handing the hammer to Willow. “And a kiss for luck.” The carnie gawked slightly but didn’ t say anything.

Willow weighed the hammer carefully in her hand and gave it a few practice swings. “This is going to be pathetic,” she said in her self-deprecating way. She raised the hammer high and brought it down, and squealed with delight when the mechanism went all the way up and rang the bell.

The carnie opened a box and pulled out a cheap toy lobster with blue fur. He tossed it to her. “Congratulations,” he said, and began packing up for the night.

Willow walked over to Tara and handed her the lobster.

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“Thank you,” she said. Tara pretended to feel Willow’s bicep. “I never knew I was dating Hercules,” she said, still smiling.


“More like Xena,” Willow replied. “In more ways than one.”

She thought she was done with tears, but they came back.

Tara always knew what to say when bad things happen. She knew what to say and what to do when Buffy’s mom died. And when Giles left, and when I started getting out of control. She always knew. But she’s gone. And I have to move on. She’s dead, and I need to stop thinking about her. Because she’s beautiful, and I loved her and I do love her and I can’t believe she’s dead and if I can’t bring her here I should go see her there and one of these days there’s going to be a knock at that door and she’s going to be back. And everything will be the way it always should have been. Again.

And there really was a knock at the door. Willow’s heart skipped a beat and then reality set back in. “It’s open,” she said softly. Whoever was at the door knocked again. “It’s open,” Willow said again, slightly louder this time.

The door opened slowly and Buffy poked her head through the crack and looked around. She smiled when she saw Willow sitting there. She opened the door wider and stepped inside.

“I thought I heard you say something, but I wasn’t sure if you were here or not,” Buffy explained. She walked over to the desk and sat on the chair the wrong way, with her hands resting on its back.

“I just wanted to stop by and say hi—I have to get to work by one.” She decided to be indirect. “So how are classes going? I always thought summer classes sounded like a terrible idea, but now that I’m stuck at the Double Meat Palace it sounds way better.”

“Classes?” Willow said. “They’re fine.”

“And how is everything else?” Buffy said carefully, neither too cheefully nor too mournfully. She hated this part. Tara’s death had affected everyone, but Willow had been in love with her. And although Buffy knew what it was like to lose someone—Angel, her mother—she could never know what it was like for Willow to lose someone. And that made helping harder. But still, she knew the last thing Willow needed was to feel like her friends had abandoned her.

“Fine,” Willow said. “Everything is fine.”

Buffy glanced at her watch—she really was running late, and her boss would kill her if she was late again.

“Listen Will, I talked to Xander and he said he would stop by tonight after he gets off work. And if I get off early I'll try and stop by too."

“Okay.” Willow bravely tried a half-smile but both of them knew it wasn’t real.

After Buffy had left, Willow continued sitting at the edge of the bed.

“I don’t think I can do it. I don’t know how.” Willow said. They were sitting on the floor of her room, with
the door locked securely. A small circle was drawn on the floor with chalk mixed with flecks of mica. In the center of the circle were two sigils.

“Trust me. It’s really not so hard. Just do what I do.” Tara set the book on her lap and recited several lines in ancient Aramaic. A floating, ghostly flute appeared in the middle of the circle. Tara lifted her eyes from the book and then held her hands up. She moved her fingers as if she were playing a real flute, and in the center of the circle the spectral flute responded with the appropriate notes.

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Willow’s eyes widened. “That’ s amazing,” she said. “I mean, I know how to do some of the simple stuff— the glamours and the minor legerdemain. But I’m not sure I can do that.”

“I’ll help you. Now just concentrate.” Tara let the spectral flute dissipate and handed the book to Willow. She scuffed out the two sigils and redrew them.

Willow cradled the book in her arms. She started to recite.

Tara burst out laughing.

“What’d I do?” Willow said, looking up. In the center of the circle a spectral instrument floated. But it
wasn’ t exactly a flute—nor any other instrument known to man. It was some odd combination of a mandolin and a flute and a trumpet.

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Willow reddened, slightly shame-faced, but Tara put her arm around her. “Not bad for a first try. The Aramaic is hard to pronounce properly—a minor change in inflection will change the spell altogether. We’ll try again until we get it right.”

Willow relaxed visibly. “I guess it’s not a big deal,” she said. “I never learned how to play a real flute either.”

The phone rang and Willow mechanically walked over and picked it up. We were stupid and naive to think things would end up okay. Ms. Calendar, Angel, Joyce. Now Tara. Everyone we love dies, and they die because we love them and get them involved and keep them in Sunnydale. Tara and I should have left and gone somewhere like Europe or the Himalayas or Canada. Somewhere far away. It shouldn’t have ended up like this. Me, Xander, Buffy—the Three Amigos. We saved the day, or the city, or the world, and everything should have turned out fine.

It was her mom calling.

“How is everything honey?” Mrs. Rosenberg said.

“Fine.”

“I’m making dinner tonight—your favorite,” her mom continued.

“I think I’ll just eat at the cafeteria. Studying and stuff. Thanks though.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yep.” There was a long pause.

“And you’re sure everything’s okay?”

“Yeah Mom, everything’s fine.”

Willow hung up the phone and sat back down on the edge of the bed. She knew she should be doing
something—studying or eating or surfing the ‘Net—but she just didn’t feel like it. She didn’t feel like doing anything, really. Instead, she just sat there, and waited. She had been attracted to other people in her life—Xander and Oz, for example—but with Tara it was something different. Something real.

In a crowded residence hall on the campus of a large college located next to a city with tens of thousands of people, with friends and relatives checking up on her frequently, Willow felt alone. Truly alone. And as far as she knew, she would always feel alone as long as one particular person wasn’t with her. She wondered what was left when that one person was gone, and whether it was worth the heartache to try and find out.

She was alone, and despite what she told everyone, she wasn’t fine.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Clone Wars Campaign: Session # 48 Recap

This one had it all: the end of a major PC, the salvation of two others, and the introduction of the last batch of major NPCs in the campaign.

Starting with the last bit first: the Accelerated. I wanted the Accelerated to reflect what humanity could be if evolution selected for intellectual development over emotional or physical development. In-game the Accelerated are the product of a process the Altered invented centuries ago to become an even more advanced species. Most of the Steadfasts in Haven chose to undergo the process, which explains why only a few hundred Altered remain in the city, most of which has been lost to the so-called Excess. Acceleration removed every element of human feeling (except for perhaps a delight in cruelty), but brought with it extraordinary technological achievement and such a mastery of the mind and physical forces that they become true reality-shapers. However, the Accelerated are are so removed from humanity that they are barely recognizable, and in imagining them I always think of the strange overseers in the movie Dark City.

I think all of this made it even more surprising when A’tel decided to undergo the Acceleration process! The presence of the Acceleration chamber and the “pact” to make it accessible to those who arrive via the tower was mere backstory in my mind, and I hadn’t the slightest suspicion any of the PCs would actually go for it. It was also a very risky proposition: succeed on a single very high-DC Fortitude defense roll and become Accelerated, or fail and be stone-cold dead. A’tel went for it and survived, however. I’m still not 100% sure of the character’s motivations, but I think his player managed to portray A’tel’s rapidly dwindling humanity after the process fairly well before the character was forced to become an NPC after the session. It also had the unexpected side-effect of solving Arresta’s Rakghoul-disease problem and Daal’s Plaguewomb-cancer problem.

In this session, we discover that the Accelerated have learned of the Anomaly through poring over Tarn and Daal’s memories, and that they manipulated the “escape” of the latter in order to bring Arresta to their presence, so they could learn everything she had seen. The campaign now had three main forces in pursuit of the Anomaly: Master Creen and his loyal apprentice Tarn; Jocasta and the Sun Runners; and the Accelerated. The PCs, of course, were caught ambiguously in the middle, unsure of who, if anyone, to support. Tarn’s last line about the “End of Days” ties into the Oracle’s prophecy made many, many sessions prior.

Tied with A’tel’s acceleration as the most memorable event in this session was Lucef’s punching a rancor to death! The guy who ran Lucef was great at min-maxing characters for maximum effect, and so Lucef was a downright beast when it came to hand-to-hand combat. The rancor did manage to kill A’tel (who was saved through intervention of a once-a-year red chip), but afterwards we often joked that Lucef could punch the Death Star to death if he hit it in the right spot.

SESSION #48

As a small band of adventurers continue on a very personal quest through abandoned areas of a lost Arkanian colony, the galaxy remains at war and, for the first time in nearly three years, it seems clear that the Republic will be victorious. Major Separatist strongholds like Cato Neimodia, Felucia, Saleucami, and more are invaded by Clone armies, forcing Separatist leaders like Nute Gunray and Wat Tambor to flee to a hidden sanctuary on Mustafar. In order to seize on this advantage, Chancellor Palpatine further strips Coruscant’s Home Defense Fleet for additional reinforcements on the Outer Rim Sieges. The end of the war is finally within sight, and citizens all across the Republic rejoice in their success.

Having made their way through the desolate region known as the Excess to the base of the tower, Daal, Arresta, A’tel, and Lucef now face another threat: a giant silver-scaled rancor is charging towards them. Lucef rushes forward and places himself in the beast’s path, expertly scaling a building to give him enough height to take the battle to the rancor. While A’tel draws his lightsaber and prepares to join his friend, the rancor has come within striking distance. Lucef leaps atop the head of the beast and slams powerful fists into the creature’s skull. A’tel places himself directly in its path and although he too is able to strike a blow, he becomes the focus for the monster’s rage – and is torn by its great claws and teeth. His body battered, A’tel flies through the air and slams to the ground, with no signs of life. Desparately, Lucef uses his considerable strength to slam a blow directly into the rancor’s jaws, simultaneously killing it and tossing the acidic saliva and blood of the beast directly onto A’tel’s wounds. The shock to his system throws the deathly-still Jedi into a healing trance and A’tel breathes again.

Meanwhile, Arresta darts to the base of the tower and quickly finds the door, but she cannot get it to budge. Daal attempts to assist her by using his makeshift grenades to blow the door open, but he becomes distracted by the battle with the rancor and makes a rare error--the grenades explode in his hands and the Duro is lucky to escape with only minor injuries. Another round of demolitions, however, is sufficient to blast a hole in the base of the tower.

After placing A’tel on the repulsor-stretcher from Arresta’s med-kit, the group (including the medical droid Scraper) slowly makes its way up the stairs inside the tower. The climb is dark and silent and devoid of any signs of life. When they reach the top of the tower, there is nothing there except a trap door. Daal quickly realizes that the door is equipped with motion sensors that will transmit a signal to an unknown place and purpose and thus could be a subtle trap. Although he argues in favour of disabling the device or even destroying it, Arresta worries that doing so may strand them atop the tower if there is nothing else up there. With A’tel unconscious and a reluctant Lucef acceding to the wishes of his employer, the Princess gets her way. Emerging onto the roof, a strange shower of light fills the top of the tower and the group is slowly lifted into the air. Higher and higher they rise, passing though the holographic sky camouflaging the underground ceiling of the Excess, passing over the surface of the planet and their own ship, still lying in the desert. They continue to float upwards until they are pulled into a massive, blackened sphere with strange protuberances and angles that do not even seem possible in three-dimensional reality. This is the domain of the Accelerated.

Having been drawn through an iris into a small room with only one doorway, the group is soon met by two figures – clad in black, hairless and floating above the ground, they communicate mentally to each other but can be “overheard.” Although they never address the group directly, their conversation amongst themselves make it clear that they have been expecting Arresta--in fact, they released Daal on his earlier visit knowing that it was likely he would return with the Princess. With no warning, they attack Arresta’s mind and rip from it every shred of knowledge and emotions she possesses about the anomaly. Despite her best efforts, the Princess is unable to resist. As Arresta screams in pain, Lucef draws a gun and demands that they stop, but there is no need: the process is complete and the figures prepare to leave. However, they acknowledge that despite the “primitive” nature of the adventurers, they must observe the “pact” and show them the acceleration chamber–-even if none of them are likely to survive the procedure.

With little other choice, the group of adventurers follows the two figures through a maze-like sequence of corridors. One grotto that they pass by holds a familiar figure, but one suffering from a grotesque torture. Greesh Leedo, a member of the Sun Runners and a former compatriot of Daal’s, lies atop a table, with every wire and circuit of his cybernetic enhancements unspooled and stretched out. He moans in pain and when Daal investigates, Greesh begs his old friend to put him out of his misery. Daal promises to return.

At last they are shown to a room referred to as the Acceleration chamber. In it are three pods, each able to hold a humanoid body. A’tel, having at last regained consciousness, regards the pods with surprising interest. When he reaches out telepathically to the departing members of the Accelerated, they observe him with mild curiosity: he appears more “evolved” than the others. After a brief telepathic conversation, the former Jedi Knight believes that all of the mysteries of the universe lay ahead of him, but that Acceleration is incredibly risky and likely to result in death. A’tel is torn, even moreso after he tries to sense the will of the Force but is left with more questions than answers. When the Accelerated have left, Arresta asks A’tel if he can sense Tarn’s presence. Using Arresta’s connection to her former lover to anchor him, A’tel reaches out with his mind and pinpoints the location of two force users, in opposite directions and of very different power levels. “The lesser one is Tarn,” Arresta says emphatically, noting that the more powerful one must be Jocasta, which is a surprise to the others who weren’t aware Jocasta was Force-sensitive. Daal decides to take Scraper and head off to see Greesh Leedo.

Once he has left, A’tel suddenly declares that he is going to attempt to undergo the Acceleration process, despite the inherent risks. Arresta vehemently protests, citing the fact that A’tel could die, that his friends need him, and that the Accelerated were not to be trusted. The former Jedi will not be swayed, going so far as to use the Force to push his friends away when they try to physically restrain him. Finally, seeing that A’tel is not going to change his mind, Arresta and Lucef stand back and watch as the pod closes and strange lights begin to flash. Inside the pod, clinging to his desire to help his friends and to find enlightenment, A’tel undergoes extreme pain and sensations such as he has never felt before. It is painful and exhilarating , uplifting and destructive. In the end, the being that emerges from the pod moments later resembles A’tel Porten physically but the man’s personality and soul are rapidly dwindling into nothingness. Arresta and Lucef are shocked at the change. A’tel has lost his hair and his eyes are cold. He now floats above the floor and shares the ability of the Accelerated to read the thoughts of others and predict their actions. “I am Jedi”. He says with no trace of emotion. Yet, some tiny sliver of what drove A’tel to attempt this change holds true: the new being is willing to assist them, at least for the moment.

In the grotto with Greesh, Daal is trying to get information. Despite the Rodian’s on-going requests for death, Daal presses for answers. He learns that upon arriving at this planet, Jocasta and Tarn fought over the strange lightsaber and drew the attention of the Accelerated. Since the two did not arrive via the tower, the Accelerated were not required to observe the “pact” and they have been torturing and experimenting on the crew of the Sun Runner II. Jocasta, however, is not among them--she alone appeared immune to their mental powers and must have escaped. At that moment, A’tel arrives with Arresta and Lucef in his wake. They fill in Daal, but then watch in horror as A’tel painfully extracts Greesh’s memories and then “extinguishes” him. With a disdainful voice, A’tel announces he will escort them to Tarn and will “lay claim to him” so that the man can be reunited with Arresta. Then, as easily as batting an eye, he uses his new powers to leach the Rakghoul toxin from her system, freeing her of the affliction which threatened to turn her into a ravening beast. He dismisses her gratitude and leads them on. With great apprehension, they follow.

As they close the distance to where A’tel promises that Tarn is waiting, another familiar face is found in a side grotto. Rycard Ryjerd, the Sun Runner II’s pilot has been psychically forced to shock himself over and over again on a live wire, all the while staring longingly at, but unable to touch, a nearby blaster pistol that would let him escape death. A’tel is unmoved but does allow the others to retrieve Rycard. As a precaution, they tie his hands to prevent the unconscious man from injuring himself when he wakes up.

Finally, the moment that Arresta has longed for and dreaded has arrived. Around the corner, she can hear Tarn’s voice. Entering the room, she sees her former lover, the father of her daughter and the man whose urgent calls for help led her on this dangerous quest manacled to a wall and speaking words of love: to someone else. While the Princess attempts to mask her pain, Tarn pledges that he had utter faith that “his Princess” would find him-- heartfelt words he pours out to Sunset Cassandra who, believing that she is Arresta, moves in for a passionate kiss. Suddenly, laughter erupts from an unseen crowd. This is the female’s deepest desire – but with herself in the role of rescuer. Fascinating how such a minor change in circumstance leads elation to turn into the most exquisite agony. This is another playground and the Accelerated are watching.

A’tel comes forward and is welcomed as a “brother”. He lays claim to Tarn and the other Sun Runners and is granted permission to take them. Freeing the former Padawan from his manacles, he places Tamarand into a state of unconscious. Arresta, repeating to herself that it was her that Tarn thought he was seeing (and kissing), asks A’tel to remove the haze from the minds of both Tarn and Sunset Cassandra so that everyone knows exactly who they really are. He acquiesces, telling her that now, Tarn will remember the reality of what has happened. Sunset Cassandra, realizing where she is, begs not to be left behind and in a moment of panic swears to pay them with “every credit she has.” In a surprising show of mercenary exploitation, Lucef states he will hold the tortured girl to that promise.

All that is now left is to follow A’tel as he seeks out the other Force user he sensed. After another following another long and circuitous route, the group encounters another Accelerated—at least, that is what it appears at first. When confronted, however, the figure dissolves in an oily black puddle before reforming into the familiar face of Jocasta. Although Arresta has long suspected that Jocasta might be a shape-shifter from her scouring of Jedi Temple files, the others are quite surprised. Jocasta reveals that, although the Accelerated have been unable to control her because her mind is constantly shifting, she has been unable to rescue her crew.

The group, along with the freed Sun Runners, return to the surface of the planet with A’tel’s assistance. Arriving on the surface, they set about preparing for departure. While A’tel and Daal travel down to Haven, Arresta arranges for quarters for Tarn. Lucef and Jocasta use slugthrowers to remove the orbs from their ships, slowly destroying both the organic and inorganic components.

Down below, A’tel creates panic in the streets of Haven when he warns them that their way of life is at an end. Leisha Camdeni protests and he scorns her. He indicates he has come to honour the promise he made to offer safe passage off of this planet to any who wish to accept it. No one--not even the leaders of the Third Steadfast--are willing to accept this offer from a being that fills them with dread and revulsion. Returning to the surface, A’tel turns to Daal and, as easily as he cured Arresta earlier, now removes the illness which had threatened the life of the Duro since his encounter in the City Under the Sand.
After extracting a further promise from Sunset Cassandra that he will receive his credits (and after Arresta makes the hacker promise that the funds will not come from any Cassadine accounts), Lucef allows the girl to leave with Jocasta aboard the Sun Runner II. The Flaming Halo also lifts off, and with A’tel on-board providing co-ordinates to escape the Nebula and keep the strange orbs at bay, the ship enters hyperspace safely.
Arresta and Daal have Scraper confirm that Tarn is physically unharmed, but that he is recuperating and will likely remain unconscious for several days, recovering from the ordeal of his captivity. Arresta nervously realizes that she has no idea how to tell him that much has changed: that he has an infant daughter he has never met, that they are both wanted by the Republic, and, most of all, that she is now married to another man – one who quite likely wants Tarn dead. “What do I say to him?” She nervously asks her old friend, Daal. The Duro shakes his head. “I can’t tell you that, Princess.”

[A.G. 1054]

Several days into the expected six-day hyperspace journey to Arkania, the ship suddenly drops out of hyperspace, snared in a gravity well projector set by pirates. The freighter is immediately attacked by starfighters built of a strange array of spare parts (called Uglies), which plan to disable The Flaming Halo so that a stolen Droch-class boarding ship can take over the prize. The Flaming Halo, unable to flee due to the gravity well, prepares for battle. Daal squeezes off several expert shots, damaging one of the Uglies, but they fire back. Realizing that time is of the essence, Lucef aims directly for one of the fighters and prepares to ram it. Arresta panics and tries to stop him, but the Captain knows his ship and smashes full speed into the makeshift starfighter, destroying it completely while taking relatively minor damage in return. The other fighter and the boarding ship decide that discretion is the better part of valour and flee. After destroying the gravity well projector, The Flaming Halo re-enters hyperspace with two days of travel left.

The fight did have one unexpected effect: the jolt of the collision has brought Tarn Tamarand back to consciousness. While Arresta nervously hides in the cockpit, Daal goes to speak to his old friend. Although there is some confusion at first, Daal is able to convince Tarn that he is, in fact, his old friend Marpa. The Duro explains that he was forced to change his identity during the trial on Coruscant but that he is grateful to Tarn for everything the former Padawan did to help clear the Duro’s name.

Tarn though, is focused on something else. “Where is the Princess? Is she here – is she alright?” Daal tries to distract Tarn, but to no avail. Tamarand forces himself to his feet and begins to lurch throughout the ship, calling for Arresta. The Princess hesitates, but when Lucef offers to lock the cockpit door or to knock Tarn out again, she gathers her courage.

Finding him staggering down a corridor shouting her name, Arresta rushes forward to catch Tarn before he can fall. Finally, she finds herself face to face with her former lover – a man she has twice chased across the galaxy and someone she hasn’t spoken to in person since he abandoned her in the wake of their trial on Coruscant. Tarn though, seems to have no hesitation about their reunion. He kisses her passionately, pausing only to tell her that the adventure isn’t over: “We have to stop them Princess – I know their plan – they’re going to destroy everything – the End of Days is coming.”


Thursday, September 22, 2011

Fantasy Football 2011 Week Two

With a twelve point lead going into the Monday night game and no one left to play on my team, it all came down to Sacked Again's Cadillac Williams. Could he get it done? Nope, not even close, so the Ultimate Sun Runners walked away with an 82-73 victory, a 2-0 record, and second place in the division. This was a game I really didn't deserve to win, as my two "star" running backs (Felix Jones and Arian Foster) combined for just 5 points and my two "star" wide receivers (Jackson and Ochocinco) combined for just six more. Fortunately, an awesome performance out of my tight end (why the heck did someone waive Gronk?) and my Jets defense was enough. The downside, however, is that I walked away with several injuries: Felix Jones, Arian Foster, D. Jackson, and even my kicker, Janikowski, are in various states of injury.

Next week I play The Wife's team, also 2-0, for the division lead. The one bright spot here is that even though I'll certainly be the underdog, her best player, Mike Vick, might not play. I've been busy on the waiver wire and have added Deion Branch, Jason Hanson, and Ben Tate to my team. I've tried to trade away for a solid first-string running back--I even offered quite the prize, Ryan Fitzpatrick--but so far no luck.

ULTIMATE SUN RUNNERS (82 points)

P. Rivers QB 18
F. Jones RB 2
T. Hightower RB 10
A. Foster RB 3
D. Jackson WR 2
C. Ochocinco WR 4
R. Gronkowski TE 20
Jets D/ST 18
S. Janikowski K 5

SACKED AGAIN (73 points)

D. Brees QB 22
C. Johnson RB 6
D. Williams RB 3
C. Williams RB/WR 3
B. Marshall WR 13
S. Moss WR 12
D. Clark TE 9
Ravens D/ST -1
A. Henery K 6

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

NFL 2011 Week 3 Predictions

Some better games on the schedule this week compared to last week. I'm only two games behind Steve and The Wife, so let's see if I can catch up here.

Patriots at Bills
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The Wife: Patriots
Me: Patriots (I think the Bills will put some points up on the board, and this could be an upset)
Steve: Patriots

49ers at Bengals
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The Wife: Bengals
Me: Bengals (not sure here: the Bengals with Andy Dalton looked good, but the 49ers almost beat the Cowboys last week)
Steve: 49ers

Dolphins at Browns
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The Wife: Dolphins
Me: Browns (at home, they put it all together)
Steve: Dolphins

Broncos at Titans
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The Wife: Titans
Me: Titans (another toss-up)
Steve: Titans

Lions at Vikings
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The Wife: Lions
Me: Lions (some people may be too quick to say the Lions are play-off bound, but they look good)
Steve: Lions

Texans at Saints
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The Wife: Saints
Me: Texans (my upset special)
Steve: Saints

Giants at Eagles
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The Wife: Eagles
Me: Eagles (risky pick if Kafka QBs . . .)
Steve: Giants

Jags at Panthers
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The Wife: Panthers
Me: Panthers (our first real chance to see what Gabbert is made of)
Steve: Panthers

Chiefs at Chargers
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The Wife: Chargers
Me: Chargers (if the Chiefs don't give up 40 points, they'll have won a moral victory)
Steve: Chargers

Jets at Raiders
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The Wife: Jets
Me: Raiders (Raiders have enough weapons to get the Jets behind early)
Steve: Jets

Ravens at Rams
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The Wife: Ravens
Me: Rams (another risky pick, but I have to gain ground somewhere)
Steve: Ravens

Cardinals at Seahawks
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The Wife: Cardinals
Me: Cardinals (between Kolb and Beanie Wells, the Cards look solid in a poor division)
Steve: Cardinals

Falcons at Bucs
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The Wife: Bucs
Me: Falcons (I hope the Bucs will win)
Steve: Bucs

Packers at Bears
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The Wife: Packers
Me: Packers
Steve: Packers

Steelers at Colts
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The Wife: Steelers
Me: Steelers (I feel bad for Kerry Collins; dude could get creamed)
Steve: Steelers

Redskins at Cowboys
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The Wife: Redskins
Me: Cowboys (Sexy Rexy won't bring it in the bright lights of Monday Night)
Steve: Redskins

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

NFL Week 2 Round-Up

I had a great week predicting (12-4) but so did everyone else.

Chiefs at Lions
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The Wife: Lions
Me: Lions
Steve: Lions
WINNER: Lions

Raiders at Bills
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The Wife: Raiders
Me: Bills
Steve: Bills
WINNER: Bills (Harvard: NFL QB factory?)

Bucs at Vikings
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The Wife: Bucs
Me: Bucs
Steve: Vikings
WINNER: Bucs

Bears at Saints
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The Wife: Bears
Me: Saints
Steve: Saints
WINNER: Saints

Ravens at Titans
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The Wife: Ravens
Me: Ravens
Steve: Ravens
WINNER: Titans (surprise of the week)

Browns at Colts
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The Wife: Browns
Me: Colts
Steve: Colts
WINNER: Browns (six weeks ago, a lot of people would have predicted the Browns would be 1-1 at this point; just with the team they beat flipped)

Jags at Jets
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The Wife: Jets
Me: Jets
Steve: Jets
WINNER: Jets ("Luke McCown gets confused as hell by Jets blitz packages" I said; 4 interceptions is proof)

Seahawks at Steelers
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The Wife: Steelers
Me: Steelers
Steve: Steelers
WINNER: Steelers

Cardinals at Redskins
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The Wife: Redskins
Me: Cardinals
Steve: Redskins
WINNER: Redskins

Packers at Panthers
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The Wife: Packers
Me: Packers
Steve: Packers
WINNER: Packers

Cowboys at 49ers
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The Wife: Cowboys
Me: Cowboys
Steve: Cowboys
WINNER: Cowboys (almost a major upset here)

Chargers at Patriots
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The Wife: Patriots
Me: Patriots
Steve: Patriots
WINNER: ("we'll see if the Chargers are for real or not"; NOT)

Texans at Dolphins
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The Wife: Dolphins
Me: Texans
Steve: Texans
WINNER: Texans

Bengals at Broncos
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The Wife: Bengals
ME: Broncos (battle of the inept?)
Steve: Broncos
WINNER: Broncos (though Andy Dalton looks pretty damn good; Carson Palmer must be verklempt)

Eagles at Falcons
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The Wife: Eagles
Me: Falcons
Steve: Eagles
WINNER: Falcons

Rams at Giants
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The Wife: Giants
Me: Rams
Steve: Giants
WINNER: Giants (an ugly game by both teams)

THIS WEEK's SCORE

The Wife: 10-6
Me: 12-4 (wow!)
Steve: 12-4 (boo!)

CUMULATIVE:

The Wife: 20-12
Me: 18-14
Steve: 20-12