Monday, January 9, 2012

The Buffy Comic Project: "Lost and Found"



Buffy the Vampire Slayer # 31

Dark Horse (Vol. 1, 1998-2003)

Creators: Tom Fassbender & Jim Pascoe (writers); Cliff Richards (penciller); Joe Pimentel (inker)

Setting: Season Four

T.V. Character Appearances: Buffy, Giles, Joyce, Riley, Willow, Xander, Anya,

Major Original Characters: Rebecca Stansberry (librarian); Cole (Initiative member); Ghost of Homeless Man (unnamed)

Summary: Buffy, bored during summer vacation, asks Giles for advice on suitable hobbies but to no avail. Sometime later, two vampires kill a homeless man and take a gold ring from the corpse. That same night, Giles is approached by a fan after one of his guitar/singing performances at the Espresso Pump. The fan, a librarian named Rebecca Stansberry, hits it off with Giles and the two arrange a date. A week later, Riley and a fellow member of the Initiative named Cole walk down an alleyway and are assailed by a ghost moaning "Give it back . . ." The ghost grasps Riley, and he collapses into a coma. Later, Willow's research uncovers a pattern of ghostly hauntings in that same alleyway. Buffy and Willow travel to the scene and rescue Xander and Anya from a vampire attack. The ghost manifests and gives Buffy some clues, which she combines with information beaten out of a bartender and from another vampire to track down the vampire which stole the homeless man's ring. Buffy slays the vampire easily and returns the ring to the alleyway, where the ghost manifests, takes the ring, and disappears. Meanwhile, Giles date has gone swimmingly, as it has ended in a kiss and a promise for future dates. Rebecca, however, wears a necklace with an insect in amber, an insect-shaped shadow seems to follow Giles, and the next morning a strange humanoid-insect creature is discovered by boys playing baseball.

Review: The A-plot, involving the ghost of the homeless man, is simply pretty dumb; we don't know anything about this guy, what the ring meant to him, why he's manifesting as a ghost to get it back, etc. The subplot, on the other hand, is far more fun, as Giles doesn't get a lot of action in the dating scene and it's fun to see him in romantic situations--even if clues indicate it may not last long. The artwork overall remains quite strong, and the likenesses of the characters are easy to recognize--a big improvement over some early issues of the series.

Notes

* Riley, you poor sap--making the cover and then getting knocked out in two pages.

* In the letters' page, editor Scott Allie promises "an even higher level of connection between the show and the comics, beginning with this story, set immediately after Season Four." I remain skeptical, but willing to wait and see . . .

* Here's Giles, getting his groove back.

Next Issue

NFL 2012 Playoffs Round One Round-Up

The Wife steals a game this week due to Tebow pulling another miracle, and ties things up with me.

Bengals @ Texans
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The Wife: Bengals
Me: Bengals
Steve: Texans
WINNER: Texans (solid if unspectacular QB play by Yates and an awesome Arian Foster makes for a good offense)

Lions @ Saints
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The Wife: Saints
Me: Saints
Steve: Saints
WINNER: Saints (for all the hype, Lions D-Line couldn't get any pressure on Brees)

Falcons @ Giants
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The Wife: Giants
Me: Giants
Steve: Giants
WINNER: Giants (a lot of people made fun before this season for Eli saying he was an "elite" QB, but he's played some of the best football of his career this season . . .)

Steelers @ Broncos
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The Wife: Broncos
Me: Steelers
Steve: Steelers
WINNER: Broncos (gotta admit, that was a damned exciting ending and I was jumping up and down and cheering--and I don't even *like* the Broncos!)

THIS WEEK

The Wife: 3-1
Me: 2-2
Steve: 3-1

CUMULATIVE

The Wife: 156-107
Me: 156-107
Steve: 168-95

Friday, January 6, 2012

Tyrone Drake, An American Star! [RPG]



Tyrone Drake was a character I created to run in occasional one-shots using the Buffy the Vampire Slayer RPG. Coming off a couple successful "seasons" of running the game in a very serious tone, it was great fun to play a character in an intentionally more light-hearted type of "series." Tyrone Drake is the host of a late-night cable horror movie show, much in the vein of Elvira, though his more direct inspiration was the character played by Roddy McDowall in Fright Night. Presented as an affable, somewhat dim showman with a good heart and little real knowledge of the occult, Tyrone Drake manages to get by with the help of his assistant, the buxom and vapid Delores. After having played him in a couple of adventures, I went on a cruise with The Wife and saw a delightfully earnest and incredibly cheesy performer who fit exactly the persona I'd been trying for with Tyrone Drake. I went on that performer's real-life website and slightly modified the main-page to create the attached advertisement for Tyrone's fictional program, "Midnight Showing". I only run the character once every year or so, but it's always a blast when I do--and word on the street is that The Wife is planning another adventure soon!

EPISODES of "MIDNIGHT SHOWING"

Curse of the Desperate Dame (Pilot): Tyrone Drake investigates a haunted house with the help of Delores and Stanley, a production assistant from his show. One thing leads to another, and Tyrone uncovers an ancient mystery involving ghosts, vampires, and even a vengeance demon!

Swamp Bling: Rival horror movie host Edward Johnston is climbing in popularity, and Tyrone has to scramble to stay on top. Investigating secret tunnels dating back to Prohibition at the old Hiram Walker plant, Tyrone finds himself on the trail of murder, mobsters, and rock-like Midas Demons!

The House on Flaunted Hill: Tyrone is invited to stay at Bingham Mansion along with fellow guest stars Jeffrey Weber and Ilia. Before the party can start, the bodies start dropping, and the guests have to team up to solve the murders. Secret passages, demons, and mystic incantations provide a whirlwind of entertainment!

The Headless Sportsmen of Piccadilly Falls: Tyrone arrives in Piccadilly Falls as the honorary judge of the annual Harvest Queen Pageant. When the contestants begin getting bumped off, it's up to Tyrone and special guest stars Jasper Morgan and Jeffrey Weber to discover the culprit. Headless zombies, hellhounds, and vampires make for a festival no one will soon forget!

House of Slacks Tyrone teams up with special guest star techno-pagan Brandon Gallowsong-Smith to help find a missing girl. When the trail leads to a pants store, Tyrone and Brandon think they have everything in hand--until Drusilla turns up!

Curse of the Mumsy  Special guest star Marcus, a man with many secrets, aids Tyrone in uncovering a poltergeist inhabiting the Prohibition display at the Windsor museum.  With a ghost, a vampire, and perhaps even a mummy, trouble abounds; and that doesn't even include interruptions from Tyrone's mum!

Curse of the Wolf-Van  Tyrone teams up with both Marcus and Brandon Gallowsong-Smith as a terror-fighting trio!  Hired to judge a supernatural-themed "Battle of the Bands", Tyrone and his guest stars come upon a mystery involving murder, werewolves, and maybe even vampires!  It's a plot full of red herrings and misleads, but somehow the heroes stumble to victory.

Nightmare on Helm Street  A psychedelic foray into the innermost recesses of Tyrone's mind!  Joined with Brandon Gallowsong-Smith, Tyrone has to escape a world that exists in only his thoughts, but where failure has very real consequences.  Tyrone and Brandon manage to make their escape in always dramatic fashion, ending with Tyrone's touching line "Brandon, you're no longer my sidekick.  I consider you my partner.  My junior partner."

Polter-Heist  A special two-part episode sees Tyrone and Brandon infiltrating Wolfram & Hart's Toronto headquarters!  On the trail of a stolen mystical book, the heist doesn't go exactly according to plan, but the stars have great success nonetheless.  But a real cliffhanger awaits them:  Delores announces she plans to marry Frankie at Niagara Falls!  Can Tyrone stop the wedding in time?

The Bride of Frank N. Stein  Guest stars galore join Tyrone Drake in Niagara Falls as he tries to find Delores before she celebrates nuptial bliss!  Along with Brandon Gallowsong-Smith, the mysterious vampire hunter Mr. Arbalest, and the bookish Chris, Tyrone's efforts are hindered by the presence of the mysterious Dandy Men and their ability to transform people into dolls for their mysterious mistress!  Tyrone and company reach Delores in time for him to profess his love (of her skills as an assistant) and she rejoins the fold.  But what menace has been awakened by the Dandy Men?

Fish Food  The members of Team Tyrone (Brandon, Arbalest, Chris, and Delores) join their leader on a trip to Lake Okanagan in search of the mysterious Ogopogo monster!  Tyrone's become an ironic darling of the hipster crowd, and his role as judge of a mullet contest can only increase his popularity.  Vampires, fish-men, and the Canadian version of the Loch Ness Monster combine into some water-logged fun.

Tyrone Drake, An American Star!
Appearing Fridays on the WGBS "Midnight Showing"

Type: Investigator

Real Name: Hyram Lipschitz

Life Points: 38

Drama Points: 6

Experience Points: 2

Initiative: +3

Perception: d10+7

Attributes: Strength 2, Dexterity 3, Constitution 2, Intelligence 4, Perception 4, Willpower 4 (-1 to resist emotionality)

Skills: Artist (Actor) 3, Occultism 6, Driving 3, Getting Medieval 5, Influence 2 (+2 to influence or persuade), Notice 3, Doctor 1, Knowledge (Science) 2, Mr. Fix-It 1, Knowledge (Movies) 2

Qualities: Artist: Actor, Attractive, Contacts (National Inquirer), Occult Investigator, Good Library, Hard to Kill (x4), Good Luck (x2)

Drawbacks: Adversary (rival: Edward Johnston), Dependent (Momsy), Unrequited Love (Delores), Obligation (Weekly TV Show), Gullible, Showoff

Combat: Cross +8 d. 2+success; Holy Water +7 d. 5+success, Stake +8 d. 4+success (x2 slash, x5 heart), Pistol Crossbow +8 d. 10+success (x2 slash), Dodge +5 (-2 vs. ranged), Parry +8 (-2 vs. Thrown, -6 vs. arrows)

Fantasy Football 2011 Playoffs Round 2

Me against The Wife in a head-to-head match-up in the final round of the playoffs--couldn't have been any better unless we were vying for the league championship instead of the # 3 spot in the final rankings. Still, it turned out to be a great match-up that came down to the final game of the season with one of my wideouts (Victor Cruz) going head-to-head with one of her wideouts (Hakeem Nicks). Cruz got it done and carried me to a 1 point victory, which is a damned slim margin for a two-week playoff game. I left week 1 with a sizable 97-73 lead, but The Wife came back strong in week two, scoring 114 to my 91. I was lucky to hold on!

The win left me # 3 in the league overall, which is my strongest finish in my three years of fantasy football so far. Good stuff, but somewhat disappointing after a 12-1 regular season finish that left me the # 1 seed and in the driver's seat for the playoffs.

ULTIMATE SUN RUNNERS

WEEK 16 (97 Points)

QB T. Tebow: 12
RB A. Foster: 22
RB D. Sproles: 14
RB/WR T. Smith: 3
WR V. Cruz: 22
WR A. Brown: 3
TE R. Gronkowski: 7
D/ST Texans: 5
K S. Janikowski: 97

WEEK 17 (91 Points)

QB T. Tebow: -1
RB A. Foster: 0
RB D. Sproles: 12
RB/WR K. Bell: 5
WR V. Cruz: 23
WR A. Brown: 9
TE R. Gronkowski: 22
D/ST Texans: 4
K S. Janikowski: 17

I'M WITH BOOMER

WEEK 16 (73 Points)

QB M. Vick: 20
RB P. Thomas: 11
RB D. McCluster: 9
RB/WR S. Holmes: 5
WR H. Nicks: 2
WR V. Jackson: 4
TE J. Graham: 10
D/ST Bears: -3
K D. Akers: 15

WEEK 17 (114 Points)

QB M. Vick: 21
RB P. Thomas: 6
RB D. McCluster: 14
RB/WR S. Holmes: 0
WR H. Nicks: 13
WR V. Jackson: 12
TE J. Graham: 15
D/ST Bears: 19
K D. Akers: 14

NFL 2011 Playoffs Round 1 Predictions

Playoffs!

Bengals @ Texans
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The Wife: Bengals
Me: Bengals (neither of these teams should expect to go any further than this game, but each team should be proud they finally made it to the playoffs)
Steve: Texans ("Not sold on Cincy being worthy of a pick ... but then again I'm not sold on Houston as well...")

Lions @ Saints
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The Wife: Saints
Me: Saints (could be a closer game than people expect, as the Lions can put points on the board too . . .)
Steve: Saints ("I think the problems we're seeing with the Det D get them in trouble in this one. They should be better than they are. Maybe they'll get Denard in the upcoming draft...")

Falcons @ Giants
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The Wife: Giants
Me: Giants (not sure about this one . . .)
Steve: Giants ("I could see this one going either way...")

Steelers @ Broncos
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The Wife: Broncos
Me: Steelers (it'd be fun to see Tebow work some divine magic and win this one, but I just don't see it happening)
Steve: Steelers ("Tebow can't save them this week after they backed into the playoffs these last few weeks.")

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

NFL 2011 Week 17 Round-Up

A good week for everybody is bad news for The Wife and me, as we're still 11-12 games back with just 11 playoff games left; Steve almost has this one mathematically in the bag, leaving The Wife and me to fight it out for last place--could it come down to the Super Bowl pick?


Panthers @ Saints

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The Wife: Saints

Me: Saints

Steve: Saints

WINNER: Saints


Bills @ Patriots

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The Wife: Patriots

Me: Patriots

Steve: Patriots

WINNER: Patriots (worst defense, best offense, a great mix!)


Bears @ Vikings

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The Wife: Bears

Me: Vikings

Steve: Bears

WINNER: Bears


Jets @ Dolphins

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The Wife: Jets

Me: Dolphins

Steve: Jets

WINNER: Dolphins


49ers @ Rams

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The Wife: 49ers

Me: 49ers

Steve: 49ers

WINNER: 49ers


Lions @ Packers

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The Wife: Packers

Me: Lions

Steve: Packers

WINNER: Packers (sounds like this was a great game . . .)


Redskins @ Eagles

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The Wife: Redskins

Me: Eagles

Steve: Eagles

WINNER: Eagles


Colts @ Jaguars

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The Wife: Jaguars

Me: Jaguars

Steve: Colts

WINNER: Jaguars


Titans @ Texans

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The Wife: Texans

Me: Titans

Steve: Texans

WINNER: Titans


Seahawks @ Cardinals

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The Wife: Seahawks

Me: Cardinals

Steve: Seahawks

WINNER: Cardinals (quietly put together a great second half of the season after a terrible start . . .)


Chiefs @ Broncos

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The Wife: Broncos

Me: Chiefs

Steve: Broncos

WINNER: Chiefs


Bucs @ Falcons

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The Wife: Falcons

Me: Falcons

Steve: Falcons

WINNER: Falcons (couldn't believe it when I saw 42-0 in the SECOND QUARTER!)


Ravens @ Bengals

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The Wife: Ravens

Me: Bengals

Steve: Ravens

WINNER: Ravens


Steelers @ Browns

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The Wife: Steelers

Me: Steelers

Steve: Steelers

WINNER: Steelers (a merciful ending to a pitiful Browns season . . .)


Chargers @ Raiders

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The Wife: Raiders

Me: Raiders

Steve: Chargers

WINNER: Chargers (God wanted Tebow in the playoffs . . .)


Cowboys @ Giants

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The Wife: Giants

Me: Cowboys

Steve: Giants

WINNER: Giants


THIS WEEK

The Wife: 10-6

Me: 11-5

Steve: 11-5


CUMULATIVE

The Wife: 153-106

Me: 154-105

Steve: 165-94

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Temeris @ Level Six [RPG]

Last time I wrote about Temeris, he had just reached level 4. My favorite "throw caution to the wind" explorer has now reached level 6 and is still going strong--albeit with a distressing interruption when he was turned to stone by a basilisk! I've stuck with the plan of having him qualify for the Royal Explorer Society prestige class, and (if he survives) he'll be able to take his first level in that at level 7.

As I write this, the character is in another pickle: the Royal Karameikan Fist Adventuring Company is under siege by dozens of worshippers of Orcus (including several ogres) and hasn't had much success trying to fight its way out. Stay tuned . . .

Temeris Reginal Cottingswald III
CG* Human Male, Rog3/Ran3

Strength: 14 (+2), Dexterity: 18 (+4), Constitution: 14 (+2), Intelligence: 16 (+3), Wisdom 12 (+1), Charisma: 18 (+4)

Saves: Fortitude +5, Reflex +10 (+11 vs. Traps), Will +3

AC: 18 (19 vs. Traps)

Hit Points: 40

Attacks: Light Crossbow +9, d. 1d8; Dual Melee: Shortsword +7 (1d6+2)/Dagger +8 (1d4+2)

Equipment: Bedroll, Crossbow Bolts (x12), Map Case, Chalk, Dagger, Flint & Steel, Flecks of Strange Material, Leather Armor +2, Explorer's Outfit, Trail Rations (x4), Torch, Signet Ring, Masterwork Thieves' Tools, Noble's Outfit, Treasure Map, Area Map, Shortsword, Sun rods (x5), Dagger +1, Statue w/ Fungus, Banner, Masterwork Cartographer's Tools, Spyglass, 1061 gp, 4 sp, 3 pp, 85 cp

Skills: Appraise +11, Balance +5, Bluff +5, Climb +7, Concentration +2, Craft (Cartography) +13, Decipher Script +10, Diplomacy +5, Disable Device +12, Disguise +6, Escape Artist +6, Forgery +5, Gather Info +4, Handle Info +4, Handle Animal +4, Heal +1, Hide +9, Intimidate +4, Jump +2, Knowledge: Geography +7, Knowledge: Nature +10, Knowledge Nobility +5, Knowledge: Local (Cormyr) +4, Listen +6, Move Silently +7, Open Lock +13, Ride +6, Search +10, Sense Motive +1, Sleight of Hand +4, Spellcraft +3, Spot +8, Survival +6 (+8 when following tracks; +8 in aboveground natural environments; +10 when following tracks in aboveground natural environments); Swim +7, Tumble +5, Use Magic Device +4 (+6 with scrolls), Use Rope +4

Languages: Common, Dwarven, Halfling, Elvish

Class Features: Sneak Attack (2d6), Trapfinding, Wild Empathy, Favored Enemy (Zhentarim), Combat Style (2-weapon fighting)

Feats: Diligent, Nimble Fingers, AP: Light, WP: Simple, WP: Martial, Evasion, Trap Sense, Weapon Finesse, Track, Endurance, Alertness

* The more I've played Temeris, the more I start to think he may actually be Lawful Good instead of Chaotic Good.