Pathfinder Granite Art: "Goblins" [RPG]

According to the completely-unfalsifiable cardstock certificate of authenticity, I am one of only 250 people in the whole galaxy to own Pathfinder Granite Art: Goblins.  Too bad so sad, would-be # 251!  You can't have my hand-sized granite plaque of the iconic Wayne Reynolds art of goblins on a rampage from the cover of the first issue of Rise of the Runelords!  You'll never touch the two little plastic display stands that work perfectly fine to display the plaque!  You'll never read the back of the box (it says "Shutter the windows.  Bolt the doors.  Lock up the hounds.  For the goblins are on the hunt tonight, dogslicers at the ready, and the streets of Sandpoint are not safe for man nor beast.").  You'll never feel its heft or see the sticker on the back indicating it was made in China.  And I plan to be cremated with it, so you might as well try one of the other 249 owners* of this limited edition treasure, because you'll never get mine!

* A decade after this product was released, they are still available for purchase on the Paizo website.