Introduction

Two questions I'd like to answer right off the bat.

(1) Why should you, the reader, read this blog?

Answer: I have no earthly idea.

(2) Why am I, the blogger, writing this blog?

Answer: As the title indicates, as a repository for the legal, pop culture, and other detritus that builds up in my cranium, so as not to burden friends and family with it.

To quote Stan the Man, 'Nuff Said.