Monday, August 24, 2009

Torchwood Magazine # 4


The first "100-page special issue" of Torchwood Magazine is chock full of stuff:

* A good interview with Naoko Mori about Tosh getting killed off--the sense I get is she's a bit bummed, but understands it's the nature of the business.

* A brief interview with Lachlan Nieboer, the actor who plays Gray, Jack's long lost brother. He seems nice enough, but I'm surprised to find out this was his first ever acting gig and he was chosen more because he looks like John Barrowman than anything else.

* Part one of the Rift War! comic strip. I reviewed the collected edition elsewhere, so here all I'll do is reiterate: crap.

* A discussion about seeing the Victorian-era Hub and Torchwood institute in Fragments. I could definitely stand to see more of these characters.

* An episode guide for all of Season Two--this turned out to be better than I expected, as it has some interesting trivia on each episode. The "Analysis" is uniformly positive, but I guess that's to be expected in an official tie-in magazine.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Almost Perfect


I love this book. Chapter headings like "Gwen and Ianto Get a Shopping Montage" and "Captain Jack is Available for Children's Parties" are only the beginning. Ianto mentions speed-dating, and Jack replies "Twenty strangers, some alcohol, and a chance to make small talk? Thirty minutes and we'd all have been in a big naked heap." One in a series of special internal Torchwood publications: "PAMELA'S SUDDENLY SHORTER: Torchwood Operative Instructions for When You Discover You're Not Who You Thought You Were (Last Revised 1958)." It's hilarious and very well-written, with suitable acknowledgment of the hole that Tosh's and Owen's deaths leave in the organization. The plot, about alien entities called The Perfection, is quite interesting--and the trap they set for Jack is extraordinarily disgusting. Rhys gets plenty to do, and mentions a transgendered "Canadian cousin." There's also a brief line about David Brigstocke, a journalist character from an earlier novel I would like to see more of. Almost Perfect: my favorite Torchwood book so far.

Keep Me in Mind


FROM THE ARCHIVES (Buffy book review)

Keep Me In Mind

Nancy Holder (2005)

RATING: 2/5 Stakes

SETTING: Season Two

CAST APPEARANCES: Buffy, Xander, Willow, Giles, Joyce, Cordelia, Harmony, Snyder, Oz, Ethan Rayne, Jonathan, Devon, Amber, Jenny Calendar

MAJOR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS: George Handley (intern), Lars Von Teufelsblut (sorceror), Der Luger (demon)

BACK-OF-THE-BOOK SUMMARY: “Ethan Rayne returns to Sunnydale and unleashes a long-trapped evil sorceror from Middle Ages Bavaria. As if that and Ethan’s true motivation weren’t enough to keep Buffy from her chemistry home-work, she soon finds herself encountering a seemingly endless parade of old adversaries out to settle the score.”

REVIEW

Keep Me in Mind is the second in the “Stake Your Destiny” line of choose-your-own-adventure Buffy novels. The plot (if one can call it that) involves Ethan Rayne working with an evil sorceror named Lars Von Teufelsblut (I kid you not) and a demon named Der Luger to free something-or-other trapped in an ancient time capsule. Somehow the magic goes all ka-blooey, and manifestations of old Buffy enemies and allies start popping up all over the place, making for a very trippy read as it’s never quite clear who is actually present and who is simply a figment of a spell gone bad. I’m not opposed to the “Stake Your Destiny” books. The Suicide King, for example, is a pretty interesting read. Keep Me in Mind, however, is an incoherent mess of recycled dialogue and characters, with a recurring didactic tone about the importance of training. There’s a few good moments of light, sassy fun and an interesting framing sequence, but on the whole this book should simply be skipped.

Primary Predictions

One of my rare chances to be a political pundit, and actually pretty prescient in retrospect. Both Gore & Bush won, Buchanan did enter the race, and the Supreme Court was altered in a significant and lasting way.

FROM THE ARCHIVES (Daily Nebraskan columns)

Primary Predictions

Gore, Bush have good chance; California's anti-gay marriage initiative will pass

Jeremy Patrick (jhaeman@hotmail.com)

March 06, 2000

"The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly,' meaning 'many,' and the word 'ticks,' meaning 'blood-sucking parasites.'"-Larry Hardiman

Tomorrow is the famed "Super Tuesday," the day when several of the most important states hold their presidential primaries. Basically, tomorrow's winner has a smooth road ahead for his party's nomination.
As the morbidly cynical quote above implies, politicians aren't highly esteemed by Americans. But hey, at we least we can decide which blood-sucking parasites get elected to office. Not all vampires are created equal.
Tomorrow is important for several reasons. First, it probably sounds the death knell for Bill Bradley in his insurgent campaign against Al Gore. Second, it's the date when Californians will vote on a highly controversial constitutional amendment to forbid recognition of same-sex marriage. Finally, it's the big showdown between George W. Bush and John McCain.

Gore vs. Bradley

Recent reports of former Senator Bill Bradley's demise have not been exaggerated. Bradley has failed to win a single primary: national polls show him losing to Gore by more than 35 percent (USA Today 2/29/00), and he trails Gore in almost all state polls (World-Herald 3/1/00).
Last week, Bradley campaigned hard for six straight days in Washington, trying to gather some momentum with a win. He lost to Gore by an unexpectedly large 37%.
Super Tuesday is the date when 15 Democratic states will hold their primaries or caucuses, including key states like California, New York and Ohio. Because nearly a third of the delegates of the Democratic National Convention will be chosen tomorrow, Bradley needs a miracle upset victory in at least one of these big states to be in a position to win the nomination.
Bradley's done a good job on advocating campaign finance reform, a national health insurance program and reasonable gun control measures. But as much as I and other liberals like the guy, he simply doesn't have a chance tomorrow.
Five or six more percent of the vote would have won him New Hampshire - and all the corresponding momentum and media exposure such an upset would bring. Had Bradley skipped Iowa and focused on New Hampshire like McCain, he might be in a spot similar to the Republican challenger.
Still, Bradley has been good for the Democratic party. Even if he loses, he's improved that party's chances in November. Six months ago, Gore was still under Clinton's shadow and viewed as a wooden lackey. While Gore still isn't exactly Alan Keyes in the charisma department, he's learned how to debate energetically, define the issues and do what needs to be done to win a contested campaign.
Bradley seems to be getting desperate, however. Last Thursday he spent over a million dollars to buy five minutes of prime time during CBS' "48 Hours" in a last-ditch attempt to appeal directly to voters.
It's really too little too late - the Democratic nomination is securely in Gore's pocket. The VP seems to know it, too. Thursday's "USA Today" headline was "Gore shifts attention to GOP candidates."

Religion vs. Equality

On Super Tuesday Californians will vote on the controversial constitutional amendment Proposition 22, the so-called "Knight Initiative." The amendment contains just 14 words: "Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California."
Same-sex marriages aren't legally recognized in California now, but proponents of the measure hope to join 30 other states in "defending the sanctity of marriage," in case another state were to recognize gay marriage.
The initiative has proven divisive. Supporters, including the Mormon and Catholic churches, have spent millions promoting it. In response, gays and other supporters of equality have organized a state-wide coalition and raised millions to fight the measure.
The opposition seems doomed. A recent San Francisco Examiner poll found that 55 percent of voters supported the initiative, while only 38 percent opposed it.
This should be a valuable lesson for the gay community on where to focus their scant resources. If the measure fails, little is gained. If the measure passes, little is lost.
The initiative makes no difference at all until another state recognizes gay marriages; and that could be another five to 10 years. Even then, it will mostly come down to a Supreme Court ruling on whether the Full Faith and Credit Clause of the Constitution prohibits states from denying recognition to out-of-state same-sex marriages.
The gay community would be better off spending its money to gain small but tangible steps toward equality in areas such as nondiscrimination laws, health insurance for domestic partners and hospital visitation rights.

Bush v. McCain

Judging by the media coverage, tomorrow's primaries pit Luke Skywalker (John McCain) against Darth Vader (George W. Bush) for the soul of the GOP. In reality, the pair have remarkably similar stances on most issues besides campaign finance reform.
Still, tomorrow's race will be interesting. Super Tuesday hosts 13 Republican primaries and caucuses. Over half the delegates needed to win the nomination are at stake.
McCain must do well if he hopes to stay in the race. Next week are the Florida and Texas primaries, containing almost 20 percent of the delegates needed to win, and both are almost certain to go to Bush.
McCain has a chance, however. Pure pragmatists are likely to notice that he matches up better against Gore (59 percent to 35 percent) than Bush does (52 percent to 43 percent) (USA Today, 2/29/00). McCain is also in a statistical dead heat with Bush in New York. (OWH 3/01/00).
However, both New York and California count only registered Republican voters. This could be a big stumbling block for McCain, since his victories in New Hampshire and Michigan depended heavily on independent and Democratic voters.
When it comes down to it, Bush is still the favorite. However, even if he wins the nomination, he won't come out of the campaign in as good of shape as when he entered. Six months ago, Bush was hailed as a "compassionate conservative" able to attract moderates, women and minorities. In the face of McCain's ability to draw independents and Democrats, Bush has had to move to the right and ally himself with the religious, conservative core of the party.
Furthermore, Bush has seen his huge money advantage shrink. Some reports have pegged Bush at having spent over three million dollars a week fighting McCain. This is the same George W. Bush that set records by having raised $70 million.
Both the push to the right and the financial drain will hurt Bush in the fall elections.

Tomorrow's results will set the stage for a showdown in November. There's still one figure waiting in the wings: Pat Buchanan. If he becomes the Reform Party candidate, Buchanan will run with a cadre of loyal followers, tens of millions of dollars in federal matching funds and an invitation to the debates. Although he probably won't win, he'll be able to skew the results to favor one of the candidates.

The elections become even more important when we consider the Supreme Court. Chief Justice Rehnquist is 75 and likely to retire soon. Justice Scalia (another conservative die-hard) has been reported to be considering resigning if a Democrat gets elected President. With other Justices nearing retirement, the next President has a chance to determine the ideological make-up of the Supreme Court, and thus, our country's future.

© 2001 Daily Nebraskan Online (www.dailyneb.com)
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Sunday, August 16, 2009

The Foundation Trilogy


One of my initial selections for the Science Fiction Book Club was The Foundation Trilogy, the classic series by Isaac Asimov. I was immediately enchanted by the first book. An academic named Hari Seldon has mastered the science of "psycho-history", which allows him to predict with almost pin-point precision the future actions of large groups of people--mobs, governments, countries, planets, etc. Seldon's analysis reveals that the millenia-old Empire is irreversibly doomed to fall apart several decades hence, so he gathers a team of fellow psycho-historians to develop a way to ensure that the period of "barbarism" between the fall of the current Empire and the rise of the Second Empire is as short as possible. To this end, he creates two "Foundations", one at either end of the galaxy, which he believes will shorten the interregnum from 30,000 years to just 1,000.

The first book tells how several generations of the First Foundation survive the break-up of the Empire, periodically undergoing "Seldon Crises"--crises predicted by Seldon, in which only one feasible option is available, and taking that step will further the goal of creating the Second Empire. The idea of psycho-history is quite original and interesting, as was the idea of story-telling that concerned itself with massive social movements as opposed to individual characters--it's almost like Marxist science-fiction.

The second book in the trilogy is about the Mule, a mutant with powerful super-human abilities that could not have been predicted by Seldon because psycho-history concerns itself only with large-scale groups of people. The Mule uses his abilities to take rapid control of the First Foundation and launch a search for the Second Foundation. I found myself mostly turned off by this book, as it has a completely different type of story-telling than the first. Also, the real identity of the Mule is supposed to be a major mystery, but I figured it out at the very beginning so the big reveal just didn't have much impact on me.

The third book starts out better. Although the Mule has been taken care of, Seldon's plans have been thrown well off course. Can the First Foundation or the (possibly nonexistent) Second Foundation get things back on track? Oddly, the last several chapters very much take on a "whodunnit" feel--except instead of constantly identifying and then discarding possible murderers, Asimov constantly identifies and then discards possible locations for the Second Foundation. I found it rather tiresome and the introduction of beings with mind control powers was an unexpected (and unwelcome) addition.

In the Presence of Mine Enemies


In the Presence of Mine Enemies was a 1973 one-shot in the Spire Christian Comic line. From advertisements in the inside front and back covers, it's apparently an adaptation of the book of the same name, which tells the true story of Howard Rutledge's time as a POW in Vietman, but with a heavy emphasis on Christian faith. A fellow POW, Jim Stockdale is mentioned--he would later go on to be Ross Perot's 1992 Vice-Presidential running mate (Stockdale was quite hilariously--and unfairly--portrayed as a senile old man by Phil Hartman on Saturday Night Live). Even I'm not crass enough to make fun of the POW experience, but I gotta tell you that the back cover is my favorite thing about the book--it's an ad for several other titles in the Spire Christian Comic line, including The Gospel Blimp, God's Smuggler, and my personal favorite The Cross and the Switchblade ("I could kill you preach!" "Yes, you could Nicky . . .You could cut me up in a thousand pieces . . . And every piece will say I love you.")

The Suicide King


FROM THE ARCHIVES (Buffy book reviews)

THE SUICIDE KING

Robert Joseph Levy (2005)

RATING: 4/5 Stakes

SETTING: Second Season

CAST APPEARANCES: Buffy, Angel, Xander, Willow, Cordelia, Giles, Spike, Drusilla, Snyder, Jenny Calendar, The Mayor, Jonathan, Sheila Rosenberg, Willy the Snitch

MAJOR ORIGINAL CHARACTERS: Diana Fitzgerald (student), Douglas Teal (grief counselor), K’adolh (demon), Anna & Ilon (cultists)

BACK-OF-THE-BOOK SUMMARY: “A rash of student suicides sweeps through Sunnydale High, jolting the community. When the newly arrived grief counselor ends up killing himself, Buffy and the gang begin to suspect there’s something supernatural to blame. Soon one of their own begins to show signs of debilitating despondency, and it becomes a race against time for the Slayer to defeat the ancient threat known as the Suicide King.”

REVIEW

The Suicide King is the first in the new “Stake Your Destiny” series of Buffy choose-your-own adventure books. For those unfamiliar with the format, the story is told as if the author were speaking to Buffy (“You race down the hallway, knowing vampires are right behind you”). Every few pages the reader has to decide what Buffy should do next, and is then directed to certain pages to continue the story (“Do you stake the vampires? Go to Page 42. Do you keep running? Go to Page 95”). With the anime-style cover, high school setting, and choose-your-own adventure format, the series is obviously aimed towards a younger demographic than the show drew near the end of its run. However, that doesn’t mean it’s tame: the story starts out with a girl plunging a knife into her own skull!

The plot is original and interesting, something many of the standard Buffy novels lack. Why are so many students and teachers killing themselves? Who’s behind it and why? The answers take Buffy into conflict with (depending on the reader) cultists, demons, and even old friends like Spike and Drusilla. The story is well written and contains good humor and characterization.

Perhaps my only complaint is how hard it is! The first time I tried it I got killed very quickly. A friend suggesting I needed to think “What Would Buffy Do?” I tried a second time, and ended up getting arrested and shipped off to live with Dad. On my third and last try, I got killed again! Indeed, flipping through the book, there are far more bad endings than good (or even mediocre) endings. Still, the book was fun, light reading and I’m looking forward to checking out other ones in the series.

(c) 2005 Jeremy Patrick (jhaeman@hotmail.com)